Wednesday, June 16, 2004
I dont know if you canbelieve it FRIST that I am updatting this weblgoe and ALSO that the "nutrishonis" I am going to is HLEPING ME to loose the fat!!!1 I am so happy my mother sent me to this preson because otherwise I wood not know that drinks have fat in them or that two boxes of macoronni and cheeze is TWO TWO MANNY!!! HAHAHA!!!1
I have lost ten pounds in the past too months and that is so extciting!!! thanks you MOM!!1
What else is going on in the life of Dinah Buttman well let me tell you I am in love again, I thought I could never "get over" my One True Love Mr. Popperson but it has HAPPENED. the boy that I love works in mmy nutrishionis office and I KNOW HIS NAME IT IS LEEROY I am not sure how to spell it but I think it is like this LeeRoy. He works there as a secraturry did you know even boys can be secraturry? It is TRUE!! and he rights my appointmments in the book and smiles at me and told me about my new favorite "music" which is called RAP!
Okay more latee!!1 (Come on DUPRIE and DESRAE what is going on with you everyone wants to NO!!!)
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
My friends are so bad at this dueling dumpys! But I have not 4got our webblog. I learned some more internett things like that instead of fourgoten you say 4got I think that is so cool. I was tlaking to my mom the other day about why was I still so fat and I told her all the things I was trying and she said you know what Dinah honey I will pay for you too go too a nutrishunis!!
and maybe the Nutrishunis can "explane" what you aer doing wrong. so I went and my Nutrishunis name is doctor Wood just like Tiger Wood the famous actor who won the oscir. Doctor Wood told me that I am doing so many things wrong and I will now tell you some of the things number 1 is: FRAPUSSHINOS ARE NOT HELTHY BECAUSE THEY ARE DRINKS.. They have a lot of Calories and Docter Wood tautght me how to read the labels for Calories.
so now I am "counting" the Calories and I have to stay below 21,00 Calories every day. yesterday I got confused with math or something because in my notebook it said I had 10,350 Calories and that ca'nt be Right!!!!1
Thursday, March 18, 2004
I saw something SO GRATE on American Idle last night when Clay Akken was on!!!1 They said that the fans of Clay are called CLAYMATS which is like "Playboy Playmats" only with Clay and I thought wel I may never be Skinny enough to be a PlayMat, I can be a ClayMat because I love Clay!!!!11
I guess we are'nt doing to good on our resolushuns to write in this Dumpies, and you no what I am not going so good in my eating either and that is the Truth!!! I resolutioned that I would not drink any more coke but I have just switched to cherry Coke like that is different, NOT REALLY. now I am drinking Diet Cok with Lime and it is NOT very good do you "get used to it" really because that's what Desirae said was supposed to happen last night while we were being CLAYMATS together!!!!!1
Wednesday, February 04, 2004
People in the commons are saying "Blower" has a spell check well I am going to try using it rite after I rite this entree!!!1 I no my spelling is not so grate but that's because I am dyslexics but nobody found out about it. It is hard to be dyslexics and I think everyone should be Understanding of it.
Anyway I am not rioting for that reason to say but because America Idle is such a good show!!! I look at Randy and he is so skinny now compare to what he used to be it is inspirational. I love "Clay" but I think the massage of "Ruben" winning is that FAT can be GRATE and can be a winner too.
Did you see that girl gave out the T-shirts that said "big girls rock"!!!1 I thought she "rock"ed and it was a shame that they did not let her in. I thought maybe that was because she was "big" and you no they kicked French off last time and she was "big" to. I don't think American Idle agrees that "Big girls rock" do you!! Hmmm. That is something to thing about!!
Hello!!! from Desirae!
I am very exited because they are showing my favortite show AMERICAN IDLE again!!!!!2 So far I have'nt seen any one I like as well as "Clay" who will always be my favortite! But it is still fun to watch the show again! I hate Simon so much but I love Paula Abdoo and she is so pretty too!
I also started to watch a "new" show too MY GREAT BIG FAT OBNOXIOS FIANCEE which is a "reality show" about a blond girl whose parents cant believe that she is going to marry a fat guy!
So I watched both of those shows this week and I was sitting Inidian Style on my yoga mat the whole time! I was kind of sore afterward but no pain no gain right?
Thursday, January 29, 2004
Ha that is so funny Dinah becuase I bought some Thin Mints today to!!!1 Some girlscouts were selling them outside KFC so I bought 2 boxes but also some boxes of lemon pasty creams because they sound healthy to because they are lemon which is fruit and I am triying to eat more fruit and vegetables. Also I got 2 boxes peanut butter pattys because I heard that nuts have lots of protien which is what you eat on the "Attkins diet". And I got some Caramel delites because they are low calorie too!! And also one boc of Animal Tresures because they are so cute!!!!
I know that is kind of a lot of cookies but you can freeze them so I think they will last for a month at least!!!!!1
I was working at the Post Offise today and a gril comes in and asked "do you want to order some Girl Scoot Cookies?"
I knew that I was on a DIET so I said do you have low fat or calorie Girl Scoot Cookies and she said YES WE DO!!!!! I said well whatever is the low fat one give me SIX BOXES because it is good to have lots of "Low fat" things around to eat.
But then I remembered how much I love Thin Mims, and they have THIN right there in the name!!!1 that means they make you THIN I do not know what a Mim is but it is CHOCOLATE and that is good tasting too in addition too making you THIN. I said give me six boxes of Thin Mims also because you CANNOT be to careful!!
Wednesday, January 21, 2004
I hop this post isnt to late for my Resolution that we made!! Its me Dinah Buttman!!1 (You know it would be so cool if people called us the "Dumpies" sometimes like we were a GANG or GROUP that didont kill people or put up "gang" signs or grafeety, but just liked to fight the fat as a GROUP. and then we could walk down the street and instead off saying Those Are Some Fat Girls they would say Those Are "the Dumpies" instead!!!111)
I wanted to write to tell you all about how someone asked me for a DATE at the post offise!! This guy and his name is Joe (and I asked him that RIGHT AWAY so to be sure I know it!!) said I have a nice voise and he wants to maybe go out sometime. I said I wasnot sure and he said is it because I am blind and I said I have to think about it!!1
I like him and he is so nice when he buyes stamps from me but you see he CANNOT SEE how fat I aam and I am not sure how to tell him. Maybe I can tell him I will "go out" with him later, after I am not to fat anymore?
Tuesday, January 13, 2004
Hello from Desirae!!1
Dinah alredy told you that we Deuling Dumpies made a New Year Resolution to update our sight once every week so I am writing this right now!
My other Resolution for this year is to loose weihght of course!!! I am still very busy with working at my moms store and working on my school work and writeing letters to Ty and watching my TV shows so I still do'nt have time to mall walk annymore like I used to do before my mom told me I had to have a job. But I read in a magzine that sitting indian stile is a way of doing yoga which make sense because yoga is from "India" and so is "Indiam Style Sitting" I guess so sometimes I wear my yoga pants and watch T.V. and do this exersisce and I think maybe it is even better than walking at the mall because I do'nt have to worry about the cinnabun problem!!!!!!! The onely problem is that some times is hard to get up after!!!! My mom yelled at me because I nocked over the sofa bed useing it to help me stand up after my yoga one time even though I called Rickey and he helped me move it back after she is very unfair somtimes!!!
Anyway I think I am doing pretty good so far!
